ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

k1mkardashian:

VICE: The Japanese Love Industry

"Japan is a country that is dying—literally. Japan has more people over the age of 65 and the smallest number of people under the age of 15 in the world. It has the fastest negative population growth in the world, and that’s because hardly anyone is having babies. In these difficult times, the Japanese are putting marriage and families on the back burner and seeking recreational love and affection as a form of cheap escape with no strings attached. We sent Ryan Duffy to investigate this phenomenon, which led him to Tokyo’s cuddle cafes and Yakuza-sponsored prostitution rings."

officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

sneakmouse:

follow for more soft white trash

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

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