sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

textpostsrus:

i bet in hell everyones face looks like this

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(Source: egberts)

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate)

beyoncebeytwice:

that avicii hey brother song is probably the worst song ive ever heard in my life

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief)

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landofdabitchez:

yelyahwilliams:

bonweenie:

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I can guarantee you I will reblog this every time it comes across my dashboard.

immediately sent this to Chad when I saw/heard it. 

wait. this is seriously great.

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